A podcast about ITSELF.

Below is a list of topics we're currently talking about on the podcast, contribute to any of them, tell us a story, or just say hi to us at hello@nonewnotifications.com

• Frankensnack: Are you a flavour scientist pushing the very boundaries of food combinations? Maggi in lime juice, GoodDay biscuit with sambar, the incredible jalebi-pav, tell us if you've boldly gone where no snacker has gone before.
• Winners: By listening to the podcast you are already a winner, but if there's a unique competition you won at some point in your life, like a one-handed pillow fight for which you received a 12-piece antique glass set, then that's a story we'd love to hear.
• Modern Etiquette: Chivalry is dead, but as the next best thing we're putting together a comprehensive set of rules for the polite functioning of a society full of people who text back "k". Tell us if you've been in a situation where the proper rules of etiquette have not yet been defined.
• Late Learners: Did you recently and embarrassingly learn what Netflix and Chill actually means? Did you just realise why that tech-dystopian show is called Black Mirror? We've all been there, tell us what crucial information you unfortunately learned very late in your life.
• I Saw the Signs: The world is full of confusing and hilarious signs. Whether it's the name of a store or an aggressive bulletin board, tell us if you opened up your eyes and saw the signs.
• Shopline Bling: Are you in a dilemma about buying something, you’ve weighed the pros and cons but can’t seem to decide? Give us the details, and we’ll give you our professional opinion on whether you should buy it.
• Haterz & Loverz: Manek hates coffee, Kanan hates dance videos, Vikram hates Inception and the laughter of innocent children. If you or someone you know hates something that everyone else seems to love, tell us about it, and justify why this thing deserves to be hated. Conversely, if you love something that everyone else seems to hate, there's a seg for that too.
• Unclear Instructions: The instructions on the back of Manek's new shampoo are dangerously vague. Whether it's a product manual or an application form, or a to-do list from your parents or boss, tell us, when were the instructions not clear enough?
• Unbelievable: Amshula has a childhood story about accidentally making a magic formula in her kitchen, that made a plant grow 2 feet in 2 hours. Do you have a crazy story that your friends don't believe, tell us, and we'll believe you! 
• Animal Enemies: There's a particular cow in Mumbai that has a fierce vendetta against Kanan for apparently no reason. Give us the low-down on your animal enemy.
• HiTheApp: We’ve been developing a revolutionary new way of waving called Hi The App, and are currently looking for investors. Emotional investors. Make your best offer.